英语幽默

英语幽默 | 一个数学问题

2022年9月9日

Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.
比尔是一个好学生,也是个聪明的孩子。他喜欢学数学,课本上所有的数学问题他都能不费劲地解答。

英语幽默

英语幽默 | 4减4等于几?

2022年9月8日

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied.
一天,老师问彼得:“4减4等于几?”彼得张口结舌答不上来。

英语幽默

英语幽默 | 父亲的亲笔签名

2022年9月7日

Teacher: Tom, you haven't shown your parents the examination papers, have you?
老师:汤姆,你没把你的考卷给你父母看,对吗?

英语短篇小说

英语短篇小说 | Hearts and Hands 心与手 欧·亨利

2022年9月5日

At Denver there was an influx of passengers into the coaches on the eastbound B. & M. Express. In one coach there sat a very pretty young woman dressed in elegant taste and surrounded by all the luxurious comforts of an experienced traveler.

英语幽默

英语幽默 | 女士优先

2022年9月5日

A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence 'The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?"
一位老师问班上的学生:“公牛和母牛在田里”这个句子对吗?”

英语幽默

英语幽默 | 一幅抽象画

2022年9月4日

One day in a drawing class, the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.
美术课上,老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。