英语幽默 | 我很高兴
"Please, teacher," said a small boy, "I've make someone glad yesterday."
“我，老师，”一个小男孩说，“昨天我就让别人高兴过。”
英语文摘
英语短篇小说 | Witches’ Loaves 女巫的面包 欧·亨利
欧亨利的故事很简单，却很尖锐。 本文讲述的是一位经营面包店的老妇人和一位每天购买两片不新鲜面包的老男人，以及当善意的行为没有被正确接收时会发生什么。 这不是万圣节的鬼故事，不要让标题误导你。
英语短篇小说 | A True Story 一个真实的故事 马克·吐温
She was of mighty frame and stature; she was sixty years old, but her eye was undimmed and her strength unabated. She was a cheerful, hearty soul, and it was no more trouble for her to laugh than it is for a bird to sing.
英语幽默 | 哥伦布的电话号码
小玛丽：我在历史书中发现，克里斯托弗·哥伦布这个名字后面老是有（1451-1560）这几个数字，老师，请您给解释一下好吗？
英语幽默 | 关于新任美国大使特里·爱德华·布兰斯塔德的20个笑话
Q: Did you hear that Terry Branstad is in trouble for employing illegal immigrants?
A: Walmart is accusing him of stealing their employees!
英语短篇小说 | A Curious Experience 稀奇的经历 马克·吐温
In the winter of 1862-3, I was commandant of Fort Trumbull, at New London, Conn. Maybe our life there was not so brisk as life at "the front"; still it was brisk enough, in its way -- one`s brains did n`t cake together there for lack of something to keep them stirring.
英语幽默 | 诱导性的提问
Teacher: Billy, What does C-A-T Spell?
老师：比利，C-A-T拼出来是什么词？
英语幽默 | 五百遍
在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。
英语幽默 | 现在几点了？
"Just do it," insisted the first.
“只管唱吧。”第一个坚持道。
英语幽默 | 休假
Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.
汤姆讨厌上学，总是找借口不去上学．
英语幽默 | 甜蜜的报复
She looked sternly at her own mother, the grandmother. "I'm surprised at you, mother!"
她板着脸看着自己的母亲说道：“妈，您让我感到很诧异！”
英语幽默 | 演技三流有好处
有一个年轻人到他女朋友家，对女友的父亲说：“伯父，请您把女儿嫁给我好吗？”
