英语幽默 | 牧师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他布道时打瞌睡
一个星期天，正当坐在前排的那个人又在瞌睡时，牧师决定要好好教育他一下，让他不要再在布道时睡觉。
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英语幽默 | 明天早上数 Count Tomorrow Morning
It's a night. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John's younger brother. He asks John "What are you doing?"
这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：“你在干什么？”
英语短篇小说 | The Boy And The Filberts 男孩和榛子 伊索寓言
A Boy was given permission to put his hand into a pitcher to get some filberts. But he took such a great fistful that he could not draw his hand out again. There he stood, unwilling to give up a single filbert and yet unable to get them all out at once. Vexed and disappointed he began to cry.
英语短篇小说 | 欧·亨利短篇小说精选集免费在线阅读目录
欧·亨利（英语：O. Henry，1862年9月11日－1910年6月5日），原名威廉·西德尼·波特（William Sydney Porter），美国小说家。他少年时曾一心想当画家，婚后在妻子的鼓励下开始写作。
英语幽默 | 穿袜子 Wear Socks
Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones.
妈妈：小东，看你的袜子一只长，一只短，你肯定穿错了。
英语短篇小说 | The Pit and the Pendulum 陷坑与钟摆 埃德加·爱伦·坡
I WAS sick, sick unto death, with that long agony, and when they at length unbound me, and I was permitted to sit, I felt that my senses were leaving me. The sentence, the dread sentence of death, was the last of distinct accentuation which reached my ears.
英语幽默 | 名声与艰苦劳动 Fame and Hardwork
海湾战争期间，我妹妹珍妮买了一面美国国旗，她请房子的维修工，一位越战的老兵给她竖一根旗杆。
英语短篇小说 | Rikki-Tikki-Tavi 瑞奇-提奇-嗒喂 拉迪亚德·吉卜林
This is the story of the great war that Rikki-tikki-tavi fought single-handed through the bath-rooms of the big bungalow in Segowlee cantonment.
英语短篇小说 | The Hanging Stranger 吊死的陌生人 菲利普·K·迪克
At five o'clock Ed Loyce washed up, tossed on his hat and coat, got his car out and headed across town toward his TV sales store. He was tired.
英语幽默 | 你从没见过大海，对吧？
吉米住在伦敦，几个月前他开始游泳。他喜欢游泳，并且他经常跟他的妈妈去他家附近的游泳池，在那儿游泳一两个小时。
英语幽默 | 都不是 Neither
It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.
正值当地竞选时期，候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。
英语短篇小说 | A New England Nun 新英格兰修女 玛丽·埃莉诺·威尔金斯·弗里曼
It was late in the afternoon, and the light was waning. There was a difference in the look of the tree shadows out in the yard.
