英语幽默 | Midway Tactics 中间战术

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。

The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌,上书:“大减价!”“特便宜!”

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The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"
左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌,声称:“大砍价!”“大折扣!”

The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌,上面只简单地写着:“入口处”。