关于新任美国大使特里·爱德华·布兰斯塔德的20个笑话

Joke #20 Q: What does Terry Branstad use for birth control?
A: Their Personality.
Joke #19 Q: Why do you never hear about burglars robbing Terry Branstad?
A: Professional courtesy.
Joke #18 Q: How many fellow Republicans does Terry Branstad need to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they only screw the poor!
Joke #17 Q: What does Terry Branstad and a porn star have in common?
A: They are both experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
Joke #16 Q: What did Terry Branstad tell police after he crashed his car?
A: He blamed it on the Democrats.
Joke #15 Q: What does politician Terry Branstad and diapers have in common?
A: They should both be replaced regularly and for the same reason.
Joke #14 Q: How can you tell when a Terry Branstad is lying?
A: The lips are moving.
Joke #13 Q: What slogan is on the Terry Branstad campaign bumpersticker?
A: Do not steal – the government does not like competitors!
Joke #12 Q: Why is it bad when the Republicans control the House, the Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House?
A: Because they only have themselves to blame .
Joke #11 Q: Why is Terry Branstad unable to screw in a light bulb?
A: Because he cannot decide which way to turn.
Joke #10 Q: What happened when the spouse of Terry Branstad thought global warming might actually be happening?
A: Terry Branstad said not to worry, its just an early summer.
Joke #9 Q: Why is Terry Branstad always on the bottom during sex?
A: Because politicians can only f*ck up.
Joke #8 Q: Did you hear about the new health program Terry Branstad introduced to promote exercise, walking and running?
A: It starts with fixing gas prices at 10 dollars a gallon.
Joke #7 Q: How do you know Terry Branstad is a Republican?
A: They named their kids Deduction One and Deduction Two.
Joke #6 Q: Why are gay Saudis a big dilemma for Republicans?
A: Because they are gays with oil.
Joke #5 Q: What is the biggest problem with the idea of intelligent design?
A: It does cannot explain why Terry Branstad was made.
Joke #4 Q: When did Terry Branstad get a nipple ring?
A: After hearing that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.
Joke #3 Q: What do you get when you put Terry Branstad in a room with 69 lesbians?
A: 70 people who don’t do dick!
Joke #2 Q: What is the difference between a magician and Terry Branstad?
A: The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance.
Joke #1 Q: Did you hear that Terry Branstad is in trouble for employing illegal immigrants?
A: Walmart is accusing him of stealing their employees!